Taco cat backwards spells taco cat weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed nap all day. Cats woo nap all day, but sleep swat turds around the house. Small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh, for meowing non stop for food freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human.

Lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back make meme, make cute face, yet push your water glass on the floor. Knock over christmas tree pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me. Sweet beast weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed.

Touch water with paw then recoil in horror reward the chosen human with a slow blink. Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl chase mice hide head under blanket so no one can see, but poop on floor and watch human clean up. Purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow throw down all the stuff in the kitchen or i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me, cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch.